|So you want a puppy….. great lots of them in the pound, shelter, local rescue etc right? Ah ok, you don’t just want ANY puppy you want a labradoodle, or a peekapoo, or a porkie or or or any of the other designer breeds.So lets find a BREEDER for these RARE critters, I know Mrs J down the road, her dog just gave birth to a litter of labradoddles in a pen in the yard, in the makeshift cardboard box, and these cuties must be at least 4 weeks old by now, so with a bit of luck she will let you take one home today
Well we get to Mrs J and she tells us she only has one puppy left because they are selling like hot cakes, as these dogs are very rare first generation pups, now as she is only has the one left and it’s runty, she is willing to part with it for $2000, instead of the usual $2500, but it has to be today, and she is only willing to do it because your such a nice person. So the deal is done, you pay your $ and home you go with your pup, when you get home you notice the pup is quiet, then it starts to throw up, then it won’t eat, hmmm maybe time to go see the vet huh.
$500 later the vet tells you your Rare 1st generation labradoodle just is’nt going to make it and the best thing you can do is to end the suffering fast through tears of anguish about your poor pup you agree, and thus a life ends.
Labradoodle puppy (Rare 1st Generation) $2000
Pet Food, Bed, Toys, Bones etc $250
Vet Bill $527.29
Reality Check PRICELESS
Next time you want a dog go to the pound they have cross bred mutts too, and they will be in better shape than MRS J’s RARE 1st Generation MUTTS, you may even be saving a life instead of compounding the deaths of hundreds.